As I am cleaning up the kitchen after supper Austin says he needs to potty. He returns completely naked and says, "Mommy. Clean my leg. Don't go into the bafroom. I cleaned it up." When your 3 year old says he cleaned it up, it only means one thing; a huge mess. He had poo all the way down his leg, so change huge mess to ENORMOUS MESS.
After I cleaned his legs, he followed me all the way to the bathroom saying, "I help clean Mommy!" I walked into the bathroom to find poo all over the floor and both hand towels. I started spraying Clorox disinfecting kitchen cleaner and wiping down everything in site.
He hopped on the potty to go again and said, "I smell something".I said, "I smell something too! It's poop. What do you smell?"
"I smell pepperoni pizza!"