Monday, July 16, 2007

Share

Merriam-Webster's definition of share

Function: noun
1
a: a portion belonging to, due to, or contributed by an individual or group b: one's full or fair portion

2 a: the part allotted or belonging to one of a number owning together property or interest b: any of the equal portions into which property or invested capital is divided; specifically : any of the equal interests or rights into which the entire stock of a corporation is divided and ownership of which is regularly evidenced by one or more certificates

Function: verb
1 : to divide and distribute in shares: APPORTION -- usually used with out

2 a : to partake of, use, experience, occupy, or enjoy with others b : to have in common

3 : to grant or give a share in -- often used with with

4 : to tell (as thoughts, feelings, or experiences) to others

Tyler's definition of share

Function: noun 1: Tyler's 100% portion, 100% of the time.

Function: verb 1 : to give siblings fair warning that the object they have and he wants will soon be forcefully removed by Tyler. Often accompanied by the sign for sorry prior to the removal of the object and a BOP upon completion of the removal of the object.

Mommy and Daddy are counting down the days until he learns the correct definition! He won't even turn 2 until September.

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3 comments:

Debbie said...

I suspect Tyler is channeling Leroy about now! Bop is sooooo Leroy. At least he signs sorry first!

Stacie said...

How funny that he signs "sorry" first.

Mommy Brain said...

I love Tyler's use of share as a verb. That's too funny!